Some things never change
Feb03

Some things never change

I’m not the best at Snapchatting (Snatting?), but every once in a while, I remember to take a quick picture or video. This morning, I snapped one with Sally sitting on my head and I was struck by the revelation that some things never change. Exhibit A: She may be three years old, but her favorite spot is on top of my head. She’s a snuggler. Harry couldn’t care less about me, but Sally’s a lover. That’s...

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Black Oak Grill

If you’ve been down at the Branson Landing any time in the past four years, then you know there has been a restaurant “coming soon” across from Belk for yeeeeeeears. It was supposed to be something Italian. Or Mexican. Why do I want to say it had something to do with a wedding? Anyway, they’ve had a sign up for literally years announcing it’s imminent presence. Unfortunately, it never materialized....

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Blue Man Grill (Yes, the review)

It just opened a little over a month ago and it’s already making waves. Not necessarily good waves, mind you, but waves nonetheless. 🙂 The brand spankin’ new Blue Man Grill is located right in the middle of 76 across from Krispy Kreme (and you know where that is, right?). They’re open from 11-8, Tuesday-Sunday (which is weird). The restaurant’s theme is inspired by local sasquatch legends mentioning the...

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Tonight at Walmart

I inadvertently broke one of the cardinal rules of Walmarting – I got to the checkout line 5 minutes before midnight. For those of you who keep normal human hours and may therefore be unaware, in an effort to increase security by decentralising command structure, the U.S. government issues a portion of our nuclear launch codes to each individual register at Walmart at midnight every night. That’s the only reason I can...

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Somebody asked me about Jonathan Hill this week

Tonight, for some unknown reason, I decided to look through all of my facebook pictures. I made a new account not too long ago, so there weren’t an exorbitant number to go through, but it was enlightening. Facebook is weird. It carries far more psychological impact than I realized. Flipping through the tagged photos, in particular, is like watching a slideshow of my progression of friendships. I should have seen it coming....

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Oh, dreams, what are you doing to me?

I don’t often remember my dreams because my life is so fantastic that my subconscious has nothing to do at night. Stop throwing up. Anyway,last night I had a dream and I remembered it. Did you see that one coming? 🙂 It was strange. I have no idea what prompted it, but in the midst of what should have been peaceful slumber, I found myself reliving the most painful day of the past year. Only it was worse this time around because...

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