I have a new girlfriend
Dec04

I have a new girlfriend

And her name is Val. She’s not famous and she doesn’t hang out in the cool parts of the city, but daaaaaaang. Gurl makes some cheesecake. I’ve been in Dallas for a year now and while I’ve done a little bit of exploring (mostly with food, because duh), I haven’t done much to document it. Yesterday, I was in an exceptionally bad mood, so I, in true white girl fashion, decided to get something to eat at a...

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Happy New Year

That’s all I’ve got. Here’s to the kind of quality you can expect in...

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#Tobeaformerpartner
Oct05

#Tobeaformerpartner

Starbucks does a pretty decent job of owning their social media presence. Maintaining it has got to be a pretty easy gig, too, when you have a pool of 200,000 people tagging their photos with #tobeapartner to choose from. One of my many realizations as I sat in my car last night after closing the store for the very last time was that I am no longer one of them. I really haven’t been sad about leaving. The people here are fun and...

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Coffee Masters are cool people
Apr30

Coffee Masters are cool people

Who is this gorgeous human, you ask? Well, this is Megan and she is poised to become one of the coolest people you will ever know. Why, you ask? Because she is studying to become a Coffee Master. It’s a real thing. If you walk into your local Starbucks and see someone behind the counter wearing a black apron, that’s the person who can answer all of your coffee questions. Working at Starbucks is like any other job (or...

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I’m going to hell
Apr23

I’m going to hell

I’m aware that I’m terrible, but I can’t stop...

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I do the DND!
Apr01

I do the DND!

Y’all. I play Dungeons and Dragons now. One of my co-workers’ boyfriends is a DND guru and he has convinced some of our group that this is the new thing we need to do. That’s a lie. I want this real bad. DND was always taboo in my household because demons and whatnot, but I am intrigued! It’s like creating a character in the Lord of the Rings and getting to write a story with a bunch of friends. I can’t...

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